2006-09-01 00:18:56 · 27 answers · asked by XYZ 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Offer them your virgin daughters.They won't accept it and terrible things will happen, but hey, it's what the Bible says to do.
2006-09-01 00:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-06 02:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by genter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toss your guests out the door along with a can of Crisco.
2006-09-01 00:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that why your avatar looks so sad? Poor thing. Just call the police and have the mob sodomize them.
2006-09-01 00:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by ♣DreamDancer♣ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank your guests for coming. And tell them to drive safely.
2006-09-01 00:27:04 · answer #5 · answered by Coltrane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sodomise them with a broom handle
2006-09-01 00:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the mob not to bother, that you've already taken care of it for them.
2006-09-01 00:28:16 · answer #7 · answered by beast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them your guest's wife, and then chop her up tomorrow. Start a civil war!
2006-09-01 02:23:55 · answer #8 · answered by ysk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police
2006-09-01 00:28:28 · answer #9 · answered by YAdrian_zsesa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw out your virgin daughters escape and tell you wife not to look back! RUn like the Dickens!
2006-09-01 01:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by david s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Go Gadget Rainbow Feather Boa!
*feather boa extends, enabling you to use it as a whip*
2006-09-01 00:22:49 · answer #11 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋