Man is driving his wife at a steady 40 mph along a highway, when, out of the blue his wife says "I want a divorce".
The man says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead, but slowly increases speed to 50 mph.
"Dont try to talk me out of it. I am sick of you and I have been having an affair with your best friend and he's much better in bed than you ever were"
The man stays quiet but grips the steering wheel tightly and slowly increases to 60 mph.
" I'm taking the house and the car"
Speed increases to 70 mph.
"I'm also taking the bank accounts, credit cards and the boat"
Up to 80 mph
This now makes her nervous and she shouts " Cant you say something? Isn't there ANYTHING you want?"
"No he replies -- I've got everything I need"
"Really ---- and just what have you got, you loser -- I'm taking everything"
Just before they slam into the wall of a massive concrete bridge at 80 mph, he looks at her and says,
" The airbag"
2006-09-01 00:07:53 · 18 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aint love grand? that's some "ike and tina" stuff right there:-) what a way to get revenge.
2006-09-01 00:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right! revenge is sweet! It's like feeling a different pleasurable sensation after a very bitter one. He did the right thing!
2006-09-01 07:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect!
2006-09-01 07:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real revenge
2006-09-01 07:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spot on pal, just deserts
2006-09-01 07:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-09-01 07:10:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cold-blooded! lol Good one!
2006-09-01 07:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-01 08:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a twist!!!!
2006-09-01 07:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by Happy. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love it v good xx
2006-09-01 07:10:09 · answer #10 · answered by debbie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋