Lord, they're finally together - An old hillarious joke?

Question

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried again, and
this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this
very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs.

Answer 1

I would laugh, but I think that was my mother.

Answer 2

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his “manhood” into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member.’ He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line. “Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?” “Don’t worry,” replied the customer service rep, “The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons…

Answer 3

each and every cellular has DNA and it is consisted of two strands tightly woven around one yet another. the element that forestalls the two strands from breaking aside is termed a telomeric cap (it is random nucleotide sequences referred to as nonsense codons. Codon is a three sequence of nucleotides that codes for amino acids eg. CUU is a amino acid referred to as proline . A nonsense codon is one that doesnt code for any amino acid production) each and every time your cells divide a small sequence is lost there via lowering the steadiness of the cellular's DNA (in layman's words). this might finally lead do maximum of Ur cells' DNA starting to be volatile. and oftentimes while a mistake occurs in DNA the cellular will carry out vehicle cytolysis (cellular suicide) to avert issues. So once you're old maximum of ur cells telomeric caps would be low and that they are vendors to die while they attempt to divide.. Whats rather exciting approximately this thought is the consequence it has on evolution (using fact this occurs on the two meiotic to boot as mitotic divisions. meaning that a species grows old too in the previous it mutates.. yet thats a distinctive tale)

Answer 4

Nice one.
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Answer 5

That was very good! I'll have to tell it sometime. Good, clean with just a touch of spice. Really funny. Everyone can relate. Keep the jokes coming.

Answer 6

How does the Preacher know that they were apart? Perhaps he was the 4th, and then killed her after he found out that she was pregnant.

Answer 7

Ha Ha Ha. Very funny

Answer 8

Very funny!

Answer 9

Thx lol...fine laughs on boring days....!! keep rockin'!! 11/10 !

Answer 10

Good One!
LOL