The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text
of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script. All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The Angels come
running in only to find the Pope huddled in his chair, crying to himself and muttering, "An 'R'! The scribes left out the 'R'." A particularly concerned Angel takes him aside, offering comfort, asks him what the problem is and what does he mean. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'. They left out the 'R'. The word was supposed to be
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2006-08-31 21:43:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very cute!
2006-08-31 21:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by clueless 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Double Lol.
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2006-09-02 02:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but too long. joke should be like a mini skirt of a girl, long enough to cover the topic and short enough to generate interest.
2006-09-01 04:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by raj303 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ajoke is to shine by reflection to be alive one
2006-09-01 05:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by veerabhadrasarma m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh poor pope
2006-09-01 11:28:29 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too late to find that out!!!!
Cool!!!!!!!! Long but good! Took me a while to understand it though!
2006-09-01 04:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2006-09-01 04:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by modenum42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to long
booooo!
2006-09-01 04:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just so so
2006-09-01 05:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by miaka p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-01 04:46:42 · answer #10 · answered by tweetypie88888 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋