I am 21 and my Grandma just made 79. She invited me over to her house for a dinner and special dessert. Dinner was shrimp appetizers and steak and potatoes. Being a big girl, I polished it off rather quickly. My Grandma told me she was concerned about my weight, but still wanted me to have dessert. She had bought two expensive slices of chocolate cheesecake and put them out on the table. She told me to wait for her to come back from the bathroom, so we could both enjoy a slice- its her favorite dessert. I couldn't wait, so I wolfed down my slice in minutes. She still wasnt back and I was still hungry. Without thinking, I decided it wouldnt matter to her, and I ate her slice of cheesecake too. When she came back, I was still cramming the last piece of her cake in my mouth. She asked me rudely "What are you doing?", and I said with my mouth full "Uh-oh". Crumbs flew from my mouth and hit her glasses. She asked me to leave, that I was a pig for eating her dessert. I told her to watch
2006-08-31
20:09:02
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Bertha McBloo
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her damnn mouth and that she could just eat some cookies. She yelled at me and explained how much that cheesecake cost her, and I explained to her that I got hungry. She still wanted me to leave, but I wouldnt get up. Then I farted and giggled, and she called my Mom to come get me. I dont get why Grandma can't lighten up.
2006-08-31
20:10:22 ·
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