What would it take to become the first female Pope?

Question

They won't call me father, but mother dearest!

Answer 1

It would take a radical reconstruction of Church law and doctrine. Considering that it took the Church almost 400 years to admit that Galileo might have been right after all, I would not hold my breath for it to change in any substantial way during our lifetimes.

You can probably just make a big, pointy hat, if that's what you're after.

Answer 2

According to Catholic law a Female can't be Pope. So basically a miracle is all you can hope for. But i wouldn't hold my breath. You might turn blue, then pass out, hit your head and die from your brain swelling.

Answer 3

Hell freezing over and a flying pig. Plus she'd have to end hunger and war and still pick up the kids from soccer.
You could just try a really big bribe.

Answer 4

Dress and act convincingly like a man, like Pope Joan.

Answer 5

I would guess that you'd have to start your own religion and name yourself as the "pope" of your new religion. You can be assured that the earth will crumble into dust before a Catholics allow a woman to lead them.

Answer 6

Try being the next Mother Teresa instead, she did alot more good for those in need.

Answer 7

Women cannot become priests. And to become a Pope, you need to become a preist.

Answer 8

Someone becoming a female Catholic Priest.
That just is never going to happen,
wether your believe it should or not.

Answer 9

I'm not sure they can. It would be weird to have a female "Father", eh?

Answer 10

A few bottles of church wine to get him drunk, followed by a sex change operation.