The best will get 10 extra points!
2006-08-31 17:24:57 · 17 answers · asked by Hanna 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That Husband Store one is pretty good.
2006-08-31 17:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
An EXTRA 10 points? You can give me 20 points? Woo hoo!
Well, geez, now that the pressure is on I probably won't be able to think of a really good one. How about 3 so-so ones instead?
A battery cable walks into a bar and asks if it could have a drink. The bartender says, "Okay, as long as you don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
A string walks into a bar, asks for a drink. The bartender says "we don't serve strings in here." So the sting slithers outside, gets run over by a car. The poor tangled up string crawls back into the bar and says, "I really need that drink now." The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string I just threw out of here a minute ago?" The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
2006-09-01 00:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
not the funniest, but just heard it
It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses.
On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, 'That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the damn store!
2006-09-01 00:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by alya m 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2006-09-02 10:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A psycho- therepist wanted to make a name board for his new clinic. But the poor Sardarji paintesd it like,
Mr.Sarda, Psycho-The- Rapist
2006-09-01 03:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're American before you go in the bathroom, what are you when you're in there? Eur-a-peein!
(ok so that's not the funniest. But the Emu one would take too long to type.)
2006-09-01 00:29:27 · answer #6 · answered by chante 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
How much calcium is in the average female breast?
Enough to make a bone about 9 inches long.
2006-09-01 00:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by gafuller62 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving
2006-09-01 01:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
There's this teacher who asks a question to her 3 students Mark, John and Shawn. Teachers says: " Mark, suppose ur having dinner with your date and sudddenly u really have to go to the toilet, how would you tell this to ur date? Mark replies: 'That's easy, I'd tell her, Excuse me, but I really have to piss!' "No" the teacher replies, that's very rude! John how abut u? John goes: " Pls excuse me but I need to go to the toilet", teacher says, much better but still not very polite. How abut u Shawn? Shawn replies " Excuse me but I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine whom I hope u'll get to meet tonite!"
2006-09-01 00:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by bchboy_998 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The user named Jesus freak asking why his mom enforces his curfew, then seeing him claim to have answers for anyone with computer problems.
Yep, when I want technical help, I always ask a teenager.
2006-09-01 00:32:20 · answer #10 · answered by Jim T 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
the "funniest joke" that i know is in my boyfriends pants.
(~sighs~)
2006-09-01 02:26:18 · answer #11 · answered by kat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋