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It clearly says in Act 1:13-14, that they could all fit into one honda..

Both Peter, and James, and John, and Andrew, Philip, and Thomas, Bartholomew, and Matthew, James [the son] of Alphaeus, and Simon Zelotes, and Judas [the brother] of James,
all continued with one Accord...


Maybe this is where clowns got the idea..

2006-08-31 16:59:32 · 12 answers · asked by Sad Monkey 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

guys calm down, its a religion joke.. wow, cant yall take a laugh, most christians thought it was funny, but i guess you cant take a laugh.. well anyways its about religion and its a joke so i couldve put it either or.

2006-08-31 17:16:33 · update #1

12 answers

Harhar.

But seriously, this goes in Jokes & Riddles, because it is of a less-than-religious nature.

2006-08-31 17:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The Bible is full of amazing things. It also talks about Jonah going down in the first submarine.

2006-09-01 00:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by cjmd6225 3 · 0 1

YOU KNOW WHAT -- I DON'T THINK YOU ARE FUNNY AT ALL. YOU HAVE TAKEN SOMETHING THAT IS SCARED TO A LOT OF US AND MADE A MOCKERY OUT OF IT.

YOU NEED TO PUT THIS UNDER A DIFFERENT CATEGORY BECAUSE THIS ONE IS THE WRONG ONE.

FIRST OF ALL, HOW ON EARTH COULD YOU THINK SUCH A THING? THEY WERE ALL IN ONE ACCORD.
BUT SAID TO SAY, YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD.....

2006-09-01 00:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0 2

Not to mention the one about motorcycles: "Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land."

2006-09-01 00:04:19 · answer #4 · answered by John S 4 · 0 1

Sure - Nebuchadnezzar was a druggy because "he was on grass for seven years". So was Stephen - "He got stoned."

2006-09-01 00:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by pastor 2 · 0 1

It also says Rebekah lite off a camel.Does that ment she smoked.lol ,just kidding

2006-09-01 00:09:07 · answer #6 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 0 1

Good joke.

2006-09-01 02:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by P P 5 · 1 0

what kind of version of bible u reading,

2006-09-01 00:05:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

must have been a clown car

2006-09-01 00:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

one accord, with one motive on idea

2006-09-01 00:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by cassie05 3 · 0 1

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