And here is another classic joke :)?

Question

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

Answer 1

LOL hahaha

at least he's telling the truth ^_^

Answer 2

Nice.
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Answer 3

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

Answer 4

here's another marriage joke:

old guy goes out for his 80th birthday and decides to celebrate by buying himself a new pair of snakeskin cowboy boots. he comes home to show his wife, thinking it would have more impact to surprise her. he jumps into the room and yells "ta-DA", standing completely still awaiting her answer.

"what's wrong with you?" she asked
"you don't notice anything different about me?" he replies.
she studies him. "same bald head, same wrinkled face, same dirty jeans, no. i don't see anything different.

furious, the guy goes into the bathroom and disrobes, leaving only the boots on. he reappears with another "ta-DA"

"now what?" she says.
"you STILL don't notice anything different?
she studies him again.
"same limp thing hanging there. nope. i see nothing different," she replies.
"it's not THAT, it's what it's pointing at!" he yells.
she looks, finally sees the boots, and says, "damn it james, you should've bot a new hat."

Answer 5

this one for the ten points
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice '13.......13.......13.........13' the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

Answer 6

lol very good joke 23 thumbs up all the way

Answer 7

still funny after hearing it a few times. Lol mr. igloo.

Answer 8

hehe yes a classic lol ♥

Answer 9

Love the last part... Hahaha...

Answer 10

I'm sure gonna miss him!