If you were God name 3 things you could have done better than our Biblical god?

Question

Example ............killing the bad people with cancer instead of flooding the earth! God is kind of stupid or he was learning as he went along!

1. No slavery.

2. Women are treated as equals.

3. Abolish evil and stupidity.

John S you have delivered again!

Answer 1

Give proof of my existence,

Cure deppression by adding approximately 800% more cute little ducklings. (Maybe even a plague of ducklings)

Not invent such horrid things as poverty, war, and 80's pop music.

Answer 2

Hmmm three things (interesting question):

First off anyone who is into child porn or raping or any other sexually disgusting crime would suddenly have nothing to do the deed with... and possibly contract some sort of skin pigment like blue to show they are perverts. Sort of a leper thing.

Secondly, I would equal things out a bit in the nations. Everyone seems to be either really rich or really poor. I mean no marxism really... just a little more fairness to the system. Judgements that would fit the crime type thing. (i could think of better ones but at the moment i am having a sort of higher than all day)

Thirdly, the kids who are on those tv commercials would be non-existant. People wouldnt starve to death.

I wish I could think of others at the moment that arent so corny but here we go.

Answer 3

Sure... you know... that doesn't make much sense (your example)
I mean, he'd have to somehow selectively pick all the people and animals he did not want to have cancer.. which he could do, yeah, but then we'd look back in time and think... 'how could that have really happened?' well, people of less faith would have trouble with it.
If you know much about science, you'd know that water never leaves the earth nor does water enter the earth. Like a green house. But there is water -under- the earth's crust that some of the average people forget about when critizising.

I think if you knew everything in the world, which is impossible, you wouldn't have done anything differently. This is complicated...

But I guess for the sake of this little game...

well... I can't think of anything. maybe I wouldn't have made people though.

Answer 4

1. Cut out all that sacrificing and sucking up. I know that I'm the BIG DUDE, and don't need the ego boost.

2. Add an 11th Commandment. Thou shalt party in moderation.

3. Given the children of Isaac the oil instead of the children of Ishmael.

Answer 5

I would not have done any of the things that people claim I did when they wrote the Bible. Those are human concepts and make God look even more stupid than the average human being.

Answer 6

1 George W Bush
2 Hitler
3 George W Bush

Answer 7

1- Stop Natural Disasters from happening
2- Find a cure to EVERY disease
3- End crime [Very general but I'm not going to write an essay]

This is like a Ms.America question. Three things? .... I have a book.

Answer 8

Kill the snake that tempted Adam & Eve. Deny Hitler's birth. Foil the 9/11 terrorists plans.
However, had I killed the snake first, the last two would not have happened!

Answer 9

1) NO war or violence on my behalf (Holy wars)
2) Wisely shape not only the body but the mind of the human being.
3)Real hard punishment to those who act against mankind (they shall suffer in the same way they make others in real life [torture, killing, etc])

God isn't stupid he has his own ways.

Answer 10

1)make sure every human i create get along so there is no fighting
2) get rid of all religions because religion is breaking us apart
3) make all people beautiful and smart . that way nobody can complain about themselves or make fun of anybody.