A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!
2006-08-31 15:27:42 · 17 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can't trust anyone or anything.............any more
2006-09-03 13:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
Mirror mirror on the door I am really getting bore.
But not now...
That was a good piece of dirty joke.
Thanks babe!
2006-09-05 12:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan
2006-08-31 23:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what to wish for! They should't deserve to get that mirror though
2006-08-31 22:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, that sucks! the mirror did it on purpose!
2006-09-05 18:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i read something like this except it was with a fairy lol cute â¥
2006-08-31 23:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Mighty Magic! LOL.
2006-09-01 23:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wah-ha-ha! ... and then his legs FELL off!
2006-08-31 22:58:01 · answer #8 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when that happens.
2006-08-31 22:48:54 · answer #9 · answered by Sam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes that's very harmful...
This is a good one. I like it!!! Tell another one please!
2006-08-31 22:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be careful what you wish for
2006-08-31 22:46:57 · answer #11 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋