Feeling smarter yet (part 3)?

Question

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Bill Clinton, President

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

Answer 1

Okay Now I feel like a genius lol

The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunders By President George W. Bush (so far...).

1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

2. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

4. "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world's worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." --South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.

5. "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002.

6. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." --Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

7. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the ... the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003.

8 "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." --on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

9. "Wow! Brazil is big." --after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

10. A TIE BETWEEN:
"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?" --Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000 and
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." --Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

ohh sorry stole these from Woody lol ♥

Answer 2

I have gained 2 points!

Answer 3

ow ...now my head hurts.
What about when Mariah Carey was asked about her thoughts on the death of the King of Jordan?

Ms. Carey:He will be missed....he was a great basketball player.

Answer 4

ok where the heck u getting the quotes from?

someone needs to tell u that there wrong

Answer 5

Either my IQ has gone up a few points, or I am just lightheaded from giggling......

Answer 6

Good job! Keep up the good work.

Answer 7

You know, Fat Bastard, that is all we can ever really hope for, you know? ----> To wake up dead. Thank you for enriching my brain.

Answer 8

Thanks, but I hate to wake up in the morning and find my own self dead.

Answer 9

<<<< rollin here damn thats some good stuff

Answer 10

lolz all day u funny