"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
-Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
-A congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
-Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Al Gore, Vice President
And
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-Al Gore, VP
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-Dan Quayle
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-Lee Iacocca
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
2006-08-31 15:17:32 · 11 answers · asked by Fat Bastard 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where did you get these quotes, they are funny!
2006-08-31 15:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff! Feeling even smarter! Uh oh... I've got a ***p on deck that could choke a donkey! I'll be back in 5 minutes.
2006-08-31 22:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm.. Oh yeah 2 points
2006-08-31 22:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok have no idea what the question is but thanx for the 2 points
2006-09-01 00:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by fuzzycakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay i feel like scholar right now on to part 3 â¥
2006-08-31 22:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting better!
2006-08-31 23:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i should pay you 2 points for these
2006-08-31 22:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 reel man these are funy I feel way smarter.
Mariah carey is dumb she look fine
2006-08-31 22:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya just gotta love it
2006-08-31 22:56:21 · answer #9 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it keep going!
2006-08-31 22:40:41 · answer #10 · answered by gub gub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋