A gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing. Saint Pete was furious. "If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."
After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.
A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his a-s-s of.
"Why is it so damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.
2006-08-31 15:15:04 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-31 16:25:44 · update #1
its funny. And I only like it because I know you pick on eveyone no matter who they are.
2006-09-06 08:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's like residing in one in all those cities made by ability of the enormous Russian gasoline agencies around an excellent pipe in Siberia. there is not any custom or sanity, there is no longer meant to be any.
2016-11-06 04:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by ravelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was a funny joke! I gave it a thumbs up.
2006-08-31 17:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, was the saint's name 'Peter' or 'Pete' ? Or maybe there are two saints: 'Peter' and 'Pete' ?
2006-08-31 15:20:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Hell. Just an empty threat.
2006-08-31 15:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one...
Just goes to show you there is a hell.
2006-08-31 15:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by ole_lady_93 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Very mean to homosexuals.
2006-08-31 15:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Indiana Jonas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That must be a bad Tra-La-La if the Devil is afraid! LOL.
2006-09-01 16:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,whiskey bent and hell bound ,to bad hell is a myth
2006-08-31 15:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I dont approve of this joke
2006-08-31 15:23:27 · answer #10 · answered by Josh S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋