2006-08-31 15:12:04 · 7 answers · asked by koolbreeze 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Finish the bottle before retiring with your warm milk.
2006-08-31 15:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really simple:
Before you start drinking pour OUT a bottle of Jim Beam - just dump the stuff down the drain. Pour a bottle o' Turkey IN to the empty Beam bottle. Enjoy!
Your ghost (or doppelganger) obviously has good taste and won't touch the Beam bottle leaving you with enough hair o' the dog to help you start NEXT hangover!
Additionally you can hang a sign up I saw in an '"old timer's" bar that said,
"HANGOVERS INSTALLED AND SERVICED"
Sounds like you need it, Bruddah!
PS But what if the ghost in the answer just above is
2006-08-31 15:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a serious problem, as it is wasting Wild Turkey. I've had the problem before and I'm glad he stopped taking mine, but it looks like he found you, sorry man. I just drank mine all up before I blacked out and solved the problem that way. He must have gotten fed up with not getting any Wild Turkey so he left.
2006-08-31 15:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by albinopolarbear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remove the toilet brush out of the holder in your bathroom. Insert the Wild Turkey bottle in it. I don't think poltergeist ever go to to the bathroom.It will be there in the morning when you need to do some "talking to the porcelain".How convenient when you need some hair of the dog.
2006-08-31 19:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour the Turkey in a pitcher and stick it in the refigerator. Then you fill the Turkey bottle with tea. That'll get 'em every time...
2006-09-01 10:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by ignernt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best bet I found was to drink every damn drop and not leave any in the house!
2006-09-02 16:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b4 u pass out shove the end of the bottle in your anus that way the ghost will find it less appealing hehe
2006-08-31 15:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by Paul 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋