I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"
"Oh no," I replied, "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?
I said, "No, I've heard that all "red meat" is very unhealthful!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" he asked.
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with sexy people?"
"No," I said, "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why in hell do you want to live to be 90?"
2006-08-31 15:04:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-01 16:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah a real physician out there
2006-08-31 23:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but someone told this the other day sorry â¥
2006-08-31 15:51:15 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not dat funni
put some black jokez
2006-09-06 09:05:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HEARD THAT!! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!
2006-08-31 15:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice nice!
2006-08-31 15:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-09-05 12:05:39 · answer #7 · answered by honeygyrl16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-09-04 18:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb
2006-08-31 15:23:09 · answer #9 · answered by ana g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋