A group of retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains.
To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. But no one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept in Daryl's room and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,"Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Whoa, bad night?
You look awful!"
He said, "Geez, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Wow, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
2006-08-31 14:57:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao omg.. good one...lol
2006-08-31 15:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg that is freaking hilarious.
This guy walks into a bar and sits down by a man in a business suit. The business man says here pal ya wanna order one of these. Oh yeah says the guy. Yeah after drinking one of thes i have the ability to jump off the building and not get hurt. Prove it, says the guy. So the guy slams one and goes jumps off the very tall building across the street. Its a miracle, he lands on his feet, nice and easy. The guy says damn I'll try one of those. So he slams one and goes jumps off the building. He falls to his death. The bartender looks at the business man and says damn Superman, your a mean drunk.
2006-08-31 22:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah ha! Daryl was so scared of messing with the football player! Ha! Ha!
2006-09-05 14:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NIce, Funny
2006-09-04 21:55:31 · answer #4 · answered by middleshoes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice joke
and also
nice strategy for Frank ^_^
2006-08-31 23:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe..i think thats a made up joke on purpose from the brokeback mountain movie
2006-09-04 20:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke. LOL. It makes me laugh every time I read it. LOL.
2006-09-01 23:16:15 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny! Sick...but funny! Keep 'em coming
2006-09-01 07:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww
2006-08-31 22:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2006-09-01 00:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋