A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent."
The doctor says,
"I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week".
The next week the lady returns.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
2006-08-31 14:55:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I heard That! LOL.
2006-09-01 16:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny, 10 points for me
2006-08-31 15:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by Super Sonic Tony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old joker, and it gets older every time I see it out here.
Get some new material DAMIT!
2006-09-03 15:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by iluv2cutfarts 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha
2006-08-31 15:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA to funny n cute
2006-08-31 15:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's horrible. the joke is funny. but that's just horrible for the poor lady hahha.
2006-08-31 16:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by ailika 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it, good one will be using that in future
2006-08-31 22:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by orangebutterfly82 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
classic.. 10 points for you
2006-08-31 15:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its a good joke :)
ive read it before but still makes me smile
you know what, i visit your profile just to read what you have posted
keep it up ^_^
2006-08-31 16:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its kinda old sweetheart i read it twice yesterday sorry â¥
2006-08-31 15:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋