A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.
"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.
"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.
"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"
2006-08-31 14:45:19 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please try to remember that this just a joke, in the Jokes&Riddles section.
2006-08-31 16:15:21 · update #1
HAHAHHA
i dunno why, but that made me laugh.
good 1
2006-09-06 15:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl was walking home from school when it began to rain. Each time there was a lightening flash, the little girl looked up and smiled.. then continued on her way home. Her mom was watching her.. and when she got to the door, her mom asked, 'Honey, why did you always look up and smile each time the lightening flashed' The little girl replied, I was smiling for God's camera, didn't you see he had the flash on..
God not only made me, but loves me, even with all my short comings..
He also made you..
2006-08-31 22:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by sassy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amazing, innocence is the best knowledge of a child.
2006-09-05 11:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God make all of us!Just read a Bible! I am just turning 10.
2006-08-31 22:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God did make u
2006-08-31 22:03:21 · answer #5 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm kinda a bigger believer in Jesus than God
2006-08-31 22:01:14 · answer #6 · answered by gogirl0283 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mercy!
2006-08-31 22:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! It's a good one!
2006-09-06 04:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dag on right he is doing better
power to the youth
2006-08-31 22:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With the help of my mother and father...
2006-08-31 22:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by HotInTX 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-31 22:00:31 · answer #11 · answered by hollyfo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋