A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, his wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this."
The man steps up and watches as she puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She then puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.
"So," she says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what have you learned from this experiment?"
"Plenty!" he says, which brightens her considerably.
"Really, darling?" she says, almost melting.
"You bet," he responds. "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
2006-08-31 14:39:37 · 14 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks again for another good one
2006-08-31 19:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-05 01:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's true. Whiskey does kill worms! LOL.
2006-09-01 23:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That pesky Y chromosome
2006-09-01 00:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww sweet, a good excuse to drink!
2006-09-05 18:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard many variations of these but it's still funny â¥
2006-08-31 21:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.. I would like to see their expression..
2006-08-31 22:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u funni
lol
lmao
dat was a beautiful joke
2006-09-06 16:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crystal clear...lol..like that..a 10!
2006-08-31 22:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool i wonder if brandy works too
2006-08-31 22:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-09-06 20:16:17 · answer #11 · answered by Brianna Fool:) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋