I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic
2006-08-31 14:35:15 · 16 answers · asked by Señor Badass 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That wasn't a joke. That was based on a true story, right? I'm sure that happens a lot in real life, which is very sad.
2006-08-31 16:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Senior Badass, you didn't complete your joke, you forgot to tell us the best part, allow me to finish it for you:
"And I, Senior Badass, finally asked the man who was about to jump off the bridge, Are you stupid? And the man said '"Yes.'"
"So am I" I told him and we both jumped off the bridge with me shouting, "Die, heretic."
2006-08-31 15:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was so funny until you blew the punchline. Like the concept though.
2006-08-31 14:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by Atheist81 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow i admire this shaggy dog tale via the way, when I observed that it had God and devil in it i immediately assumed it would be blasphemous, yet i'm happy to assert you proved me incorrect, and it grew to become into humorous
2016-10-01 03:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That barely gets a mental chuckle from me.
2006-08-31 14:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by Jordan P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't have to push me off when you said that. It was a cold swim.
2006-08-31 16:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This "joke" doesn't make any sense.
You have several gross misunderstandings of Christianity.
2006-08-31 15:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to laugh, but I couldn't. sorry
2006-08-31 14:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-08-31 14:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by withallthesethings 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought you said funny joke.
2006-08-31 14:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by Roxanne 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋