Could some of the crabs have been bossy to the others, and thus cause Jesus a substantial amount of pain when the bossy crabs would senselessly dig their claws into Jesus's nether-regions?
2006-08-31 14:29:14 · 7 answers · asked by Señor Badass 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Senior Badass, Jesus dealt with his genitals the same way you deal with yours. But you seem to know quite a great deal about crabs are you by any chance infested by these creatures? I heard that they can go right up your behind and reach your brain, is that the case?
2006-08-31 14:45:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You should seriously ask for forgiveness for posting something bad against the Lord. I am really not kidding. I would be so afraid to do something like that.
2006-08-31 14:51:40 · answer #2 · answered by Encyclopedia Allie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE LORD!!! Those who mock ,ridcule and make light of shall know his wrath come Judgement Day
2006-08-31 14:50:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is comming soon , prepare to meet our God.
2006-08-31 14:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by jp 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No cause he was a vegetarian :)
2006-08-31 14:38:06 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus would heal himself.
2006-08-31 14:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by ancestorhorse 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Real nice, "badass".....
2006-08-31 14:41:43 · answer #7 · answered by JackJester 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋