Scientist vs. God
The scientist approached God and said,
"Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can clone people, tranplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous."
God patiently heard him out, and then said, "All right. To see whether or not you still need me, why don't we have a man-making contest?"
"Okay, great!" the scientist said.
"Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam," God said.
"That's fine," replied the scientist, and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt.
"Whoa!" God said, shaking his head in disapproval.
"Not so fast, pal. You go get your own dirt!"
2006-08-31 14:24:30 · 39 answers · asked by wilowdreams 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
funny how a joke about how GOD Wins pisses people off huh> its just ajoke so why not laugh> I laugh at jokes that make god look imcompetent
2006-08-31 14:38:46 · update #1
lol good one greasy~
2006-08-31 14:50:45 · update #2
That was a really great joke. I was waiting for something nasty or sarcastic (I didn't recognize you as either a believer or not - sorry) since those are the kind of jokes I usually see on this site. Applause, applause, applause. Ten points for BA? Please.
2006-08-31 14:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
It's the standard, overused template for the contrived 'agenda' joke. Some versions put a teacher or professor in the part, others put a liberal, others use this form for preaching a particular political bent. It's standard: the thought system that needs to be attacked is represented by a character that is one-dimensionally smug and then says something completely silly that reflects the joke creator's desire to define the thought system in stereotyped and contrived form. Then the hero (who represents the joke creator's thought system) completely vanquishes the 'opponent' with this seemingly masterful and genius logic. In this case, it's god. In other examples, it's a military guy who masterfully outwits some smug intellectual. All the same stuff. Boring and trite.
2006-08-31 14:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Cool! I like that. Science can do a lot but they still can't make their own people! They just copy what God did. Remember the magicians copying what Moses did?
2006-08-31 14:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by helpme1 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
wow i love this shaggy dog tale through the way, when I pronounced that it had God and devil in it i without delay assumed it will be blasphemous, yet i'm satisfied to assert you proved me incorrect, and it change into humorous
2016-10-15 22:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny, but here is one from the athiests;
"The most basic reason why God could not do it is
because the concept of God requires humans to exist."
2006-08-31 14:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Oh I got another one!
The fundamentalist approached the doctor and asked him to cure his disease. The doctor replied, "All you need is god right? Why don't you pray to him?"
2006-08-31 14:43:22 · answer #6 · answered by GreasySideburns 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very good! I like jokes and the fact that its PG is also a bonus!
thanks for making me smile!
2006-08-31 14:39:14 · answer #7 · answered by bluemidnightbeach 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Too Funny!!!
I've always said, God created Dog, we've created the variety...
But we couldn't have done anything with out Him!
2006-08-31 14:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That is funny but I don´t know what God would say.
2006-08-31 14:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by AtcyJAC 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i agree with answer # 6 it want funny, it was stupid and corny i give it a -1000000000000000000 on a scale of 1 to 10
2006-08-31 14:36:01 · answer #10 · answered by bigbob33 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋