And God Created Man
And God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And it was good.
And God asked woman what she would like changed about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob...
And God created man.
LOL had to share
2006-08-31 14:22:44 · 14 answers · asked by wilowdreams 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol, notice all the guys are talking offense to this, cant take a joke these days!!
2006-08-31 14:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The lost chapter of genesis
One day God saw Adam was depress. God asked why and Adam proclaimed he was lonely. God told Adam that he would create him a mate. He would create woman and she would be perfect. She would never complain, never talk back. She would be faithful and obedient. She will satisfy you in everyway. Adam asked what he would have to give for such a thing. God replied " An arm and leg". Adam asked what he could get for a rib. The rest is history.
I got a thumbs down...come on...I laughed at hers. Mine is good too....
2006-08-31 21:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was stupid. God created Eve from one of Adam's ribs, which explains why we have less ribs than women, and Adam choked on the apple, which explains why men have adams apples. Your joke does not explain why men have more boobs than women, because men don't have more boobs than women.
2006-08-31 21:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, my first thought (being a woman), was........."oh, that was cute." (kind of in a rolling eyes kind of way, yet, not offended, maybe a bit humored) however, if I was a man, I don't think I would be so generous with these first thoughts. My second thought was this............if a man said something similiar to this, I would be offened........... maybe it is just me, but I don't think "gender bashing" is funny. I think it's rude and ignorant... (I also realize that you did not mean it to be that way, and you were just trying to be humorous).... any kind of prejudice hits a nerve with me. we need to bless the world with our presence and our thoughts........"peace"
2006-08-31 21:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by amber 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
Don't worry about offending us. We have been called so much worse. Soooo many times. Besides it is pretty clear that you are not being mean. Keep them coming.
2006-08-31 21:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by unicorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
See... woman has XX...man has XY...
But that Y isn't a Y at all, it's an X that a leg fell off...that is also part of how we got men. ; ) lol
2006-08-31 21:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by Indigo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And God allowed the woman to keep two boobs thus becoming twice as dumb as man.
And it was good.
2006-08-31 21:31:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
And God spake unto the man, asking "Where is the woman I created?"
And the man replied, "she has gone to the river, to wash her muff".
Then God sighed dejectly, and said: "Damn...I'll NEVER get that smell outa them fish."
2006-08-31 21:30:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well that's a start....So what is the release date for the New new Testament again?....Or will it be called Bible III?......
2006-08-31 21:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Todd's 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahhaa. That is so funny.
2006-08-31 21:27:33 · answer #10 · answered by Katt Attack 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋