How many words to describe being drunk?

Question

I want to find as many different words or phrases as possible.
e.g. "hammered", "smashed","drunk as a skunk"
Best answer goes to the person with the most original answers

Answer 1

Wednesday, 20 March, 2002, 18:03 GMT bbc news
141 words for 'drunk'
For three years the E-cyclopedia has been charting the use and abuse of particular words behind the news headlines.

Now as part of our ongoing mission to reflect the diversity of the English language, here is a glossary of 141 euphemisms for just being drunk, suggested by the audience of BBC One's Booze programme.

You are free to add any more suggestions. Place names in brackets indicate a particular local usage. Potentially offensive words have been weeded out.

drunk,• adj, euphemisms include:

Ankled (Bristol)

Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlin

Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered

Decimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk

Etched

Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Four to the floor

Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness)

Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling

Inebriated, Intoxicated

Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly

Kaned

Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland) [also langers, langerated], Laroped, or alt. larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (South Carolina), Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la

Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff'd, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Monkey-full, Mottled, Mullered

Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant

Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree

Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic

Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined

Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin

Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted

Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wrecked

Zombied

Answer 2

some oldies yet candies-Stoned and severe. those have been constantly linked with drunkeness(in u . s . a . of america a minimum of), and it wasn't until approximately 30 or 40 years in the past that stoned became utilized to marijuana, and severe did not come into common utilization for marijuana until approximately twenty years in the past.

Answer 3

drunk


adjective
Stupefied, excited, or muddled with alcoholic liquor: besotted, crapulent, crapulous, drunken, inebriate, inebriated, intoxicated, sodden, tipsy. Informal: ********, stewed. Slang: blind, bombed, boozed, boozy, crocked, high, lit (up), loaded, looped, pickled, pixilated, plastered, potted, sloshed, smashed, soused, stinking, stinko, stoned, tight, zonked. Idioms: drunk as a skunk, half-seas over, high as a kite, in one's cups, three sheets in (or to) the wind.

Answer 4

Bladdered

Answer 5

some words that i have heard to describe drunk:

steaming
****-faced
off their trolley
beer-goggled
yoparachatta
hes off his face
gone
trollied
wasted
beered up

have u been pissed up recently then?!

Answer 6

pissed, maggotted, slaughtered, obliterated, hammered, trashed, off ya guts, off ya face, off ya lips, off ya tree, blind, f#@ked up, pissy, tickin, half cut, three parts stung, stumblin, pissed as a newt, got the wobbly boots on, liquid lunching it

Answer 7

Intoxicated..

Answer 8

You know you've had too much to drink when you go to brush something off your shoulder and it's the floor.

Answer 9

I'M OKAY.... I'M... I was jush...I'm "zshzrunk". *insert drool here*

"plaster-scened"

"slobbered"

"just cackled"

would you like s'more? "slurr!"

"druddagunk" (pig latin)

"runk jay-ed" (ix nay on the runk, Jay!) lol

"under the table"

Answer 10

******, f'ucked up, messed up, intoxicated,drunkard, rummy, sot, zonked, under the influence, inebriated, a little worse for wear - euphemism
banjaxed
blind
blind drunk
blotto
burlin'
buzzed
catching a good buzz
drunk as a lord
drunk as a skunk
floored
FUBARed (f*ed up beyond all recognition)
had one too many, had one over the eight - euphemism
halfcut
hammered
high (rare – usually refers to drugs)
high as a kite (often refers to drugs)
in one's altitudes
lamped - (Ireland)
langers - (Ireland)
legless
locked - (Ireland)
maggot
medicated (euphemistic)
merry (mildly drunk)
munted
Oliver, Oliver Twist
ossified - (Ireland)
over the limit - (Australia)
out of one's box, off one's box
out of one's head, off one's head (often refers to drugs)
out of one's tree, off one's tree
out of it
paralytic
pissed - (UK)
pixelated
plastered
polluted - (Ireland)
retarded
schnockered
scuttered - (Ireland)
shedded
shitfaced
shithoused
skunked
slammed
slarmied
slaughtered
sloshed
smashed
splashed
sozzled
squiffy
stoned (rare – usually refers to drugs)
tanked
three sheets to the wind
terried ("in reference to Terri Schiavo in her vegetative state")
tilted
tipsy (slightly drunk)
tired and emotional (British; jocular or euphemistic usage)
trashed
under the table
wasted
wrecked
arseholed
cunted
****** up
rat-arsed
pissed, pissed as a fart, pissed as a newt
****-faced
Twatted