what is the best?

Question

what is the best joke u have ever heard????????????/

the joke can be anything u like i won't judge u on what u say or tell

Answer 1

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Answer 2

Oh that Gandhi!

So Gandhi always walked around with no shoes on so he had really rough feet. He is also renowned for his hunger strikes that made him very skinny. He was also a very spiritual man. But due to his poor diet he had very bad breath.

So what does that make Gandhi?
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

Answer 3

The last joke I heard that made me laugh.

Answer 4

The joke is too long, but the punchline is:

You don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks if your di*k is long enough.

Answer 5

I was reading the magazines at the dental office today-too bad about that Titanic!

Answer 6

what is the different between snowman and snowwoman?


SnowBalls

Answer 7

i don't wanna tell u

Answer 8

The best joke i ever heard is the best joke i ever heard...........................................................................