Is this what the Host should be like ..?

Question

I went to Mass on Sunday. After communion I started feeling funny, but good. Then the people around me all started waving their arms about, and pointing and laughing, and I thought it was the best Mass ever, because I was having a real divine experience. So was everyone else. I was finally getting the visions I'd heard people getting in the middle ages, I saw angels and animals dancing and time slowed down to a standstill and I could smell sounds and taste colors, and everyone seems to be having their own special experience too.

Later, when one nervous lady went to her doctor about feeling nauseous, it turns out that it wasn't a divine vision, it was either mold on the host (which our priest keeps in a damp cupboard, I've seen it), or someone had tampered with them with something like LSD, making them hallucinogenic.

Thing is, it was the best Mass I've ever been to. I want all Masses to be like that, not all that boring droning from the priest. Does anyone else agree?

Answer 1

Brother Chas, you should get yourself a job in your church and get responsibility for the communion host. Don't go tampering with the wine as well though!

Answer 2

just remember this: those feelings you had of divinity are available to you all the time. Church or not; moldy LSD hosts or not. That feeling of awe and reverence was a clue that it is happening all the time.

Answer 3

Lol, join the native americans in their ceromony that involves peyote.
Or become rastafarian and smoke blunts.

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Answer 4

Cute story but not a believable one sorry.

Answer 5

Sounds like you had a good trip my friend ;)

Answer 6

yeah..why not.. maybe then more ppl will attend :)