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i really enjoy talking to the mongoose about life, love, and sex but sometimes he tries to bite my crotch and tickle my nipples. i think i might be in love with him but howcan i tell? he is so far away and i am so freakin horny. i really want him to spend more time talking to me so that i feel better about myself and taking this relationship to the next level. heart heart kiss kiss love Carl

2006-08-31 12:18:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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I would call anyone who is having that kind of relationship with a mongoose "SPECIAL" like the "special" kind of people who hear voices and live in rubber rooms.

2006-08-31 12:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by mevsthekids 2 · 1 0

I have been talking with my daughter's hamster and he tells me I am no great shakes.
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2006-08-31 13:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by Bugsy Groucho 4 · 1 0

Let us know how tha works out.

2006-08-31 12:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by BadAdvice 3 · 0 0

a match made in ??? an opium den?

2006-08-31 12:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by lollipop 6 · 1 0

Yes, well, good luck with that. lol

2006-08-31 12:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YOU ARE SPECIAL!

2006-08-31 13:47:15 · answer #6 · answered by Barry DaLive 5 · 0 0

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