spend eternal life in the Holy Heavenly Farm!!!!
ask for our brochure today!!! there's absolutely no obligation.
but first you MUST realize
1- you are not a sinner
2- realize that no price must be paid
3- realize that the Holy Cow paid the price
4- Ask the Holy Cow to save you!!
for more information please call 1800- herholiness.
2006-08-31 11:21:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A phone number? Sounds like a scam.
I'll bet you're planning on moving us to Guyana and feeding us laced Kool-aid, aren't you?
2006-08-31 11:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And how exactly will the Holy Cow guarantee eternal life? I'm sorry, but Jesus is my Savior. He can guarantee a life In God's kingdom. All I have to do is believe in Him and live a good life.
2006-08-31 11:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy COW save me!
Hey did you know that in india the Cow is so sacred they bath in the cows pee and sometimes drink it too for good health and prosperity?
2006-09-01 05:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would spending eternity is a fat cow farm appeal to anyone. Cows smell, ew.
2006-08-31 11:23:31 · answer #4 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That theory is pure bullsh!t. apparently this "Holy Cow" needs to get enlightened on the basic tenets of Pastafarianism.
2006-08-31 11:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait, if there was no price needed to be paid, what did the cow pay for?
r u a hindu?
2006-09-01 09:28:36 · answer #6 · answered by jeremy t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you must be one of those Hindu cows that they hold sacred. Pity no one can milk those cows.
2006-08-31 11:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if I am not a sinner, why must I ask for your salvation.
i like this plan better:
-grow healthy food
-feed the hungry
-smile together
2006-09-01 08:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by ỉη ץ٥ڵ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grrrrrrrg.... I want a burger >.> *sees Holy Cow* hehehehe your mine now you yummy fat cow!
2006-08-31 11:25:10 · answer #9 · answered by Yahoo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm!Makes more sense than Jerry Falwell ever could.
2006-08-31 11:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋