I think it might be dangerous if he goes inside my heart. He might clog an artery. He should go inside my stomach and through my intestines so I can slowly digest him and assimilate him into myself.
2006-08-31 11:03:30 · 6 answers · asked by Señor Badass 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, becaue you are already full of something else ...
2006-08-31 11:08:46 · answer #1 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure that this was your cute attempt at blasphemy but, actually, the Jews saw the stomach as the seat of emotions, not the heart. So it wouldn't be too far off to say that you were asking Jesus into your stomach. (Doesn't this just ruin your day-to know that you didn't ridicule God, the Creator of the Universe, the Being whose mercy and grace allows you to breath, as much as you wanted to? Sorry.)
2006-08-31 11:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by Ellen J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's too big for that. You would have to chop up Jesus first...very messy. Might I suggest a different route...why not digest his teachings in your mind...by reading the Bible.
2006-08-31 11:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by Answers1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one very stupid or sick person. God will have His way one day, and I surely wouldn't want to be you!
2006-08-31 11:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but if you digest him how are you going to be able to keep him in? he's going to escape otherwise....ewwwww
2006-08-31 11:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by The Key Master 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever is best for you.
2006-08-31 11:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by songbird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋