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Why? Well, it has all the attributes of the other major world faiths - omniscient all-powerful creating deity, mystic rituals and sayings, stories and commandments ("I'd-really-rather-you-didn'ts", actually, but it comes to the same thing) and in essence is exactly as valid as any other major religion. It has thousands of followers.

The one thing it doesn't have? Schisms or factionalism. Its members haven't fallen out or disagreed about fine detail, they haven't nailed any statements to any doors, they haven't set up breakaway movements, they don't snipe at each about slight disagreements in doctrine, they don't use violence against one another. This suggests that Pastafarianism is the One True Religion the world has been waiting for. Its members are in perfect agreement. Can anyone disagree with this view? How is a religion that bickers and fights and breaks into sub-sects and starts wars better than one whose members exist in such harmony?

2006-08-31 10:43:20 · 8 answers · asked by Bad Liberal 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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They ever put God in the classroom, and not into mytholoogy, you'll be sure I'll be there making sure the kids learn about the great Flying Spaghetti Monster and all he's done for us.

RAmen

You'd do right to follow Him too. You don't want to end up in the boiling marinara sauce for all eternity! Worship the FSM and be rewarded with a beer volcano and a stripper factory in your afterlife!

2006-08-31 10:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by Miss. Bliss 5 · 2 0

No because under the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not recognize Oderus Urungus as the Lord, Savior, Messiah, Prophet and Master of all things.

Until you truly accept Oderus Urungus as your Lord and Savior, you will not be allowed entry to the great headquarters in Antarctica!


sheesh I thought everyone knew this...

2006-08-31 10:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The only good thing is it makes a point like whose version of God would be taught in public school.

I really liked the idea that public schools should require one World's Religions class. This would be offensive to some but no more offensive than Greek Mythology being taught to people who couldn't care less.

http://www.christianworldforum.com

2006-08-31 10:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes it's really a religion.

And I've heard FSM has two splinter sects: The meatball heretics and the Parmesan Acolytes...

2006-08-31 10:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by The One Line Review Guy 3 · 0 0

Pastafarianism,it is considered a parody faith,yet certainly adequate,each and every person is stupid adequate to believe it. even although the author mentioned it grew to become into pretend. (via author I recommend the guy who made the religion.)

2016-10-01 03:42:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Amen Brother!

2006-08-31 10:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I have to disagree here. It's actually a flying linguini monster, Don't bring any of this flying spaghetti nonsense near me or it'll mean war :)

2006-08-31 10:50:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No. Materialism is.

2006-08-31 10:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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