Telling Polish Jokes in a Bar?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day,

To any of you out there who've yet to have kids; If you're still deciding whether or not to bring some into this poor farting world, I highly recommend you go to lunch at some freaking fast food place and sit next to a bunch of them!

A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway, I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, this big guy came in and said to me, "Hey pal, I'm Polish and I don't like you telling all those Polish jokes!"  

So I said, "Well, they're not against you, buddy, just against anyone in Poland."  

"My mother is in Poland!" He screams, and pulls out a razor.  

Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me, but luckily he couldn't find a place to plug it in. BWAAAHAHAHAHA

My parents came over, after WW2, from Poland! Thie 'Polish' is the way I heard this joke but it works as a Blonde, Black, Irish, Italian and any other joke!

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Answer 1

Good one! Here's mine:-

A Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to hear the world's worst Polish Joke?"

The other guy says "Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door, those tow real mean-looking dudes? They're Polish. And those two bouncers by the bar? They're Polish too! The Bartender is also Polish! And one more thing pal, I'm Polish too... Now, do you still want to tell that joke of yours?"

"Hell no!", replies the first guy, "I don't want to have to explain it six times!"

Answer 2

i do no longer see why no longer. i'm taken with gay rights and that i giggle at gay jokes. I giggle at jokes approximately white human beings and ladies individuals, and that i'm a white woman. there's a distinction between humor and being merciless. Jon Stewart is for gay rights and he's made gay jokes. I even have observed that there is numerous sensitivity those days, and nonetheless there are people who might properly be very merciless, now there is likewise an theory in united statesa. that to be "offensive" in any way is as a result hateful and vicious. it actually relies upon on the area and the shaggy dog tale, too. guffawing at stereotypes or teasing somebody for a trait isn't a controversy. to your criticism of how the LGBT community will attempt to examine themselves to blacks and the civil rights stream, nonetheless i do no longer locate it "ad infinitum hilarious," I do even have my criticism. that's genuine that they've long undergone hell, even nonetheless that's not equivalent to what black human beings have persisted.

Answer 3

good.
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Answer 4

thing number one i'de just like to let u know i have polish blood in me and DUUDE THAT WAZ PETHLETIC

Answer 5

Good but not as good as most of your other jokes.

Answer 6

LOL. Yep. LOL.

Answer 7

SO,SO,SO,SO NOT FUNNY!!!