Most original and one that make me laugh the most gets to point.
Here's mine:
Two cows standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and say "Have you heard of this Mad Cow disease". The second cow responds "Why do I care, I'm a helicopter"
2006-08-31 09:28:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whats green and has wheels ?
grass I lied about the wheels
hey have you seen (insert name)
no but he was up your *** youd know
does anyone know why the easter bunny hides her eggs
cause she dosent want anyone to know she is f u c k i n g a chicken
2006-08-31 10:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by squiggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-08-31 20:11:40 · answer #2 · answered by Gaming 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a beaver eat at the state fair? Stick on a stick!
By the way, I was reading the magazines at the dental office today-too bad about that Titanic!
2006-08-31 20:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by hope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today on tv, the weatherman talked up a storm.
When asked why there was a steering wheel down his pants, the irishman said," its driving me nuts!"
What did one field say to the other?
If you don't shut up, i'll kick your grass!
2006-08-31 16:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is PMS called PMS
because mad cow disease was already taken
2006-08-31 16:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is the one thing that makes you see yourself as an "old person" permanently?
A: You find your first grey pube.
2006-08-31 16:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points- ha ha
Am I the only one that finds it funny?
2006-08-31 16:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are men so inteligent while having sex?
because they'r are plugged into a genious
2006-08-31 17:28:37 · answer #8 · answered by china 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why was the blonde angry when she got her driver's license?
Because she got an "F" in sex.
2006-08-31 16:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
2006-08-31 16:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋