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If you're a "pastafarian," and you worship the "FSM," wouldn't you consider that a deity, or a god that you worship? Then you can't be an atheist? How does that work?

I'm so getting murdered for this question...

2006-08-31 09:16:02 · 6 answers · asked by GLSigma3 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

6 answers

Jesus could eat the flying spaghetti monster for lunch....that is, if they had spaghetti and meatballs back in jesus's primitive times. They hadn't been invented yet. To jesus, spaghetti and meatballs would be a high-tech invention.

2006-08-31 09:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I can be whatever I want and I'm a Pastafarian and an Atheist. It's kind of like the Trinity, a wonderful mystery.

Christians can have unexplainable beliefs, why can't I?

2006-08-31 16:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

The concept of parody is clearly lost on you.

http://www.venganza.org/

2006-08-31 16:20:19 · answer #3 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1 1

If you could just see me put spaghetti on my head you'll know I'm just fooling around, ARRG matey! Me hook poked me again!

2006-08-31 16:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0 1

i could marry a pastafarin right now.

hope your church don't think i was married to it

cause i always said i wanted to get married only once.

2006-08-31 16:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0 1

Because atheist don't know whats going on so they straddle all the fences.

2006-08-31 16:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Sean 7 · 0 4

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