They have there public toilets in my church. They have 3 doors and no bowl so you have to do you business on the floor. The problem is that there is carpet on the floor.
There is also a curtain so you can poop on the other people using the tiolet.
Well Fr. Ted just informed me that it wasnt a toilet but rather a confessional box, or something, anyway my question is this:
How do you get #2 out of carpet?
2006-08-31 09:11:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
DOUGAL - what the feck have you been up to?
2006-08-31 09:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by Fr. Ted Crilley 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, once again, Father Ted is right. Now, Dougall, you have to pick up #2 and find a toilet to flush it down. Then, with a bucket, put in hot, soapy water and a nice srub brush. Then wait till it dries. Then, get some baking powder, put it on the dried stain and then vacuum.
Next time Dougall, use the toilet!
2006-08-31 16:20:11 · answer #2 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You two have a good thing going. I look forward to the next enthralling episode of the Adventures of "Ted and Dougal" in "Your Pulpit or Mine"
Good one guys.
2006-08-31 16:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by slipper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a recovering RC - I can handle this one - rinse it off with some number one, then have an altar boy scrub it out. When he bends over - you know the routine...
(It's the one the priests always used on me... they never got tired of that one...)
2006-08-31 16:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you remove that carpet, toss it in the trash & get a new carpet
2006-08-31 16:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by start 6-22-06 summer time Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its even funnier doing it in the Irish accent....
2006-08-31 16:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub your face in it
2006-08-31 16:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by Captain F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Root of All...
2006-08-31 16:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by Microbiology.girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job.
2006-08-31 16:16:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
listen to the sound of one hand clapping.
2006-08-31 16:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by sethle99 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just leave it there. Your gardener will clean it up.
2006-08-31 16:14:23 · answer #11 · answered by Okkieneko 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋