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Was it something I said or did Jesus?

2006-08-31 09:10:56 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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(Speaking for Jesus), "My child, your boobies are sore because of what you let Chris do to them last night."

2006-08-31 09:13:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You sound like an immature little ninny who is apparently so desperate for attention you are willing to resort to this type of nonsense. Your parents must be so proud of you. Yuck!

2006-08-31 09:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Weirdo.

2006-08-31 09:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 1 0

I don't think JC had anything to do with it. You're either pregnant or getting your period. Why would you possibly think that Jesus has anything to do with how your breasts feel?

2006-08-31 09:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by canela 5 · 1 0

go ahead. keep on mocking the savior. he will still stand patiently and knock. He loves you no matter what awful things you say. It's too bad that you can't see that. Maybe then you would have more respect for yourself and for God.

2006-08-31 09:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by Amy A 3 · 2 1

Dear My Child,
Because i spent all night playing with them

2006-08-31 09:12:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Because child, you are one of 2 things, close to your menstruation, or pregnant.

love God

2006-08-31 09:13:43 · answer #7 · answered by helper 6 · 1 0

Are you looking for jesus on YA?

2006-08-31 09:12:54 · answer #8 · answered by shadowtemplar 2 · 1 1

Dear Jesus,

Why is this "adult" such a moron? Was it something she said?

2006-08-31 09:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by Jayna 7 · 2 0

You read new book about Adam and Eve by Laura Lipari? Lucifer was beautiful before becoming Satan.

2006-08-31 09:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by clophad 2 · 1 2

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