YOU SHOULD!
Listen to this: In case you didn't know the number of pirates in world is tied directly to the increasing problem of global warming, obviously the FSM's punishment on us...Coincidence? I think not.
and this: Any flaw you find in the gospel of the FSM is only put in place by he, the flying Spaghetti Monster to throw off the weak-minded non-believers...How's that for a slap into reality Mr. Carbon-14?
So, what say you now? You wanted proof and there it is you ignorant Atheists. Repent and become a pastafarian and you shall be saved...otherwise..Let's just say, do u like ur meatballs fried or baked? May the FSM slap you with his noodly appendage into enlightenment.
RAmen
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2006-08-31 09:06:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
...mayb In your opinion I'm wierd but IN FSM's opinion I am one of the many intelligent followers.
2006-08-31 09:12:53 · update #1
What if I don't believe in the fsm but I AM a pirate? What hapens to me then?
2006-08-31 09:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quoting the "words" of your fairy tale "God" won't make me stop eating spaghetti. It may seem clear to you that the FSM made there be fewer pirates on earth to increase global warming, but to people who think the FSM is fake, your arguments are silly and uneducated. How do you know that a drop in pirates caused an increase in global temperature? Maybe the increase in global temperature caused a drop in number of pirates.
Your argument is weak and based on lies of people who simply want you to follow them like sheep. I won't bow to your spaghetti monster any more than I will bow to the ridiculous "God" Cookie Monster of other religions.
2006-08-31 16:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pass the bowl Elmo
I'm an Atheist and a believer in the FSM... go figure.
2006-08-31 16:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pirates? FSM? Pastafarian? Noodly appendages?
Who is this freak? He needs to be taking his medication or something.
Funny, though. Thanks for the chuckle.
2006-08-31 16:19:27 · answer #4 · answered by hbennett76 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You read new book about Adam and Eve by Laura Lipari? Lucifer was beautiful before becoming Satan.
2006-08-31 16:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by clophad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holly Crap! I never saw it that way. Thank you so much.
The Invisible Pink Unicorn is still better.
2006-08-31 16:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by upallnite 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Baked with cheese pleeze! ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
2006-08-31 16:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you please clarify the nexus between pirates and global warming, and how this constitutes proof of the existence of God. Otherwise people will suspect that you are talking nonsense.
2006-08-31 16:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He may be a weirdo....but any religion where you get to dress up like a pirate has got my vote....
2006-08-31 16:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The more I see questions like yours, the more I feel serene about my "non-believerness".
Thanks for existing.
PS: "repent?!?" muahahahahahahhahaHAHAHAHAHA!
2006-08-31 16:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋