Do you love my Mexican gardener Jesus?
Thumbs up if you do
Thumbs down if you molest children.
2006-08-31 08:55:43 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
deacon: Im assuming youre a thumbs-down type of person!
2006-08-31 09:06:37 · update #1
How the jesus are ya Father? How's the Father Ted Crilly? Holy feck, it's been bluddy ages. How goes Father Jack, the right feckin' bastard gobshite! Aye, if yar ever in North America, my huse is your huse.
2006-08-31 08:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by Wiley 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I love Jesus Christ, my saviour!
I do not love your mexican gardener Jesus!
Thumbs up to me!
Yes, Thumbs down to those who molest children!
2006-08-31 16:22:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep your mexican gardener to yourself! I love Jesus Christ.
2006-08-31 16:05:05 · answer #3 · answered by frmwithin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call yourself and Why are your Here?
Are you the false prophet or just a common devil worshiper?
"damnation" was found 11 times in 11 verses in the New Testament.
Matthew 23:14 - Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.
Matthew 23:33 - Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
Mark 3:29 - But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
Mark 12:40 - Which devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayers: these shall receive greater damnation.
Luke 20:47 - Which devour widows' houses, and for a shew make long prayers: the same shall receive greater damnation.
John 5:29 - And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.
Romans 3:8 - And not rather, (as we be slanderously reported, and as some affirm that we say,) Let us do evil, that good may come? whose damnation is just.
Romans 13:2 - Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
1 Corinthians 11:29 - For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body.
1 Timothy 5:12 - Having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith.
2 Peter 2:3 - And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.
2006-08-31 16:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by deacon 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats really stupid ok. why would you say something like that. But Yes i do love Jesus and not your mexican gardener im speaking of my Lord JESUS CHRIST you know the one that died on the cross for all of our sins?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-31 16:00:02 · answer #5 · answered by Whit E 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know your Mexican gardener, but he sounds like an idiot! He can't even drive a lawn tractor. I think you need to find a new gardener.
2006-08-31 15:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by Okkieneko 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus said to love everyone ,even you
2006-08-31 16:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by deemark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really a Christian but yeah I love Jesus! He was the man, and "whatever you do unto the least of my brothers you do unto me" ....so treat everyone well! As far as your gardener, he does excellent work.
2006-08-31 16:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by niwriffej 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I love Jesus Christ the Son of God. No I don't love your Gardener!!!
2006-08-31 16:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by Linda R 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Look dude you are a little freaky and i am a little scared of you but ill go along with it. I DO LOVE my lord GOD almighty and i don't love child molesters!!!!!!
2006-08-31 15:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by live_n_death 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋