Example..........instead of killing the first born Egyptian sons. Just kill the Pharoh
2006-08-31 08:44:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
John S that was awesome?
2006-08-31 08:52:42 · update #1
Make stupidity painful,
Abolish evil
2006-08-31 08:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by John S 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hello man from utopia.. :)
Instead of Pharoh first killing the first born sons of God's chosen people, had Pharoh let them live..then God would not have killed Pharoh's first born son..
I know this probably does not answer your question..but I have to state the truth.. :)
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)
2006-08-31 08:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Firstly, I would have written a book that WAS NOT open to interpretation. You'd think an omniscient being would have done that in the first place....
Secondly, I would have thought long and hard about why I didnt just kill Lucifer and why I'd invented Hell. Think about it......God, all powerful and omniscient, creates man in his image - but he allows Satan to disobey him, to poison mankind with sin, and then he has to send his own son to die for those sins to save them from the wrath of....God????? This is the silliest story ever told!
2006-08-31 09:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is impossible to do a better job than GOD. I know I am going to get thumbs down for this one, but jesus thought he could do a better job. Do you see the outcome? And my GOD is no man. Nor has feet wherewith to walk. He is not in need of that. Far above human needs. Far above what HE alone created with no partners nor intecesors. PEACE to THE GOD!!! Sincerely
2006-08-31 08:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mitchell B 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't know about 2 things; but i would have made the women just a little more smarter.
2006-08-31 09:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe provide some of kind of actual scientific proof as to my exsistance for one. For the other I would have struck down money grubbing telivangelists like Tammy Faye a long time ago.
2006-08-31 08:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Vespr 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
1) Choosing my believers.
2) Creating a special ed teacher for some of the people I encounter on this site.
2006-08-31 08:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by Patrick P 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Instead of flooding the earth I would have just killed all the bad people.
I would also have made humans perfect. (this whole peeing out of your fun tube is stupid)
I would also make my existance evident by simply looking a nature. (trees would have made by god tags on them)
2006-08-31 08:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by upallnite 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Realized Adam and Eve were a mistake and created a more intelligent form of life.
2006-08-31 08:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would not change ANYTHING that God has done, What he did, he did for a reason and his plan is a PERFECT!
2006-08-31 09:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by brown_eyes_hypnotize12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put the way they pronounce my name on the french stop sign
see it as I ARRET I
in times new roman font screwed HIS GODDESS stole His Crown and put the way they pronounce my name on His THRone.
now thats gotta get 10 points
cause I AM a LARRY TODD...
TH-D h as in ha
2006-08-31 08:54:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋