2006-08-31 08:38:11 · 8 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
You and the Good Cop will need to observe her carefully to determine her personality type. But playing these in succession will normally have the desired effect:
a. 'Smack My B*tch Up' by Prodigy. If this sheer intimidation doesn't work, proceed to:
b. 'Theme From Rin Tin Tin'. If the suspect's eyes do not well up with uncontrollable tears at the memory of a noble and deceased fellow German Shepherd, thus leaving her emotionally vulnerable, proceed to:
c. 'Hooked On Polka' by Weird Al Yankovic. This is in no way dog-related, but is painful enough to work within the animal kingdom as well.
PS: A good insult to use on the suspect is: 'Hey, did you know that the correct term for a female dog is BANNED on Yahoo Answers? Well? Didya? Whaddya think of that, *****?'
2006-08-31 17:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question begs to be answered with another question. How do you interrogate a female German shepherd? (Is this a trick question?)
2006-08-31 10:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by Call Me Babs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are interrogating a dog? Use a doggy bone.
2006-08-31 08:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are interrogating a dog? Yeahh...Good luck .
2006-08-31 09:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by danica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot dogs or velveeta cheese. She'll tell you everything.
2006-08-31 08:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by EPnTX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liverwurst !
2006-08-31 18:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by Tinkerbelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poke it in the eye.
2006-08-31 12:17:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Vee haz vays off makin yoo talk !"
2006-08-31 08:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Froggy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋