2006-08-31 08:36:15 · 16 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here are some interesting funny ones:
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
The yo-yo was originally a weapon used in the Philippine jungles.
The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching T.V
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly.
The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.
13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them.
More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.
In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.
In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.
In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.
In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.
The queen of England has two birthdays.
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.
Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!
In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
2006-08-31 10:46:26 · answer #1 · answered by ca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-08-31 20:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by Gaming 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here are some interesting facts.
Did you know?... The greatest recorded number of children that have been born by one mother is 69!
Did you know?...If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?
Did you know?...Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes. Eeewwwwww.
Did you know?...No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Did you know?...The people who make school kitchens, also make electric chairs.
Did you know?... The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
Did you know?...In France, a five year old child can buy an alcholic drink in a bar.
2006-08-31 15:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by Haider Ayub 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The little ball on top of a flag pole is called a "truck"
They used to have in them: 1 9mm bullet, matches, and instructions on how to burn the flag. all that in case you were the last surviving american, you can burn the flag and kill yourself with the handgun we all were supposed to carry back then.
2006-08-31 15:43:09 · answer #4 · answered by Highbeam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not the most interesting.
What happened to the paper that fell into the sea?
It got all washed up.
2006-08-31 16:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Jackson is an alien from outer space
2006-08-31 15:44:22 · answer #6 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ants smell and taste with their feet.
I know many things that are far more interesting, but I can't print them here!
2006-08-31 20:43:50 · answer #7 · answered by midge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find this interesting...the dolphin is the only other mammal besides humans that have sex for fun and pleasure!!!
2006-08-31 15:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tom cruise has majic powers!!He worships the devil!
2006-08-31 16:16:19 · answer #9 · answered by blondie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the best weapons to use, a thick icicle...the evidence melts
2006-08-31 15:39:16 · answer #10 · answered by robyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋