any good jokes or riddles that will make me laugh my head off? Best one gets ten points!
2006-08-31 08:25:52 · 10 answers · asked by Krista~Z 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.
2006-08-31 08:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by JaneDivided 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is 6 afraid of 7 cause of 7 8 and 9 not the best joke but it works right
2006-08-31 15:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by soccerstar11 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heres one(not the best though),
A drunk gets in a bus and asks the bus driver:
Drunk says- " How much time does it take to go from Dallas to Houston Texas?"
Driver- It takes about 2-5 hrs.
Drunk- " How much time does it take to come from Houston to Dallas Texas"
Driver- "It takes the same time"
Driver- Why are U asking this type of question? Both R same.
Drunk- " So, if it takes a month to go from November to December, how come it takes 11 months to go from December to November?"
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-31 15:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two terrorists were talking in a bar. The first began showing the other pictures of his sons.
"This is Abdulah. He's a martyr. This picture is of Apu. He too is a martyr."
The second terrorist says, "Wow...they blow up so fast."
(till next time....)
2006-08-31 15:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by nomoretv4me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A priest, pirate and horse walk into a bar.
The barman asks, "What is this? A Joke?!?!?"
2006-09-01 04:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by quntmphys238 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little nancy was just filling in the rest of the hole when her neighbour looked over the fence
"what ya doing there nancy "he said
between sobs she said " just burying my goldfish"
the neighbour looks at the hole and says "thats a prety big hole for a goldfish"
just patting down the last bit of mud nancy says"thats coz my goldfish is in your cat"
2006-08-31 16:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by sammydeea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay so this guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender asks hey whered you get that one AND THE PARROT SAYS "AFRICA THEYRE ALL OVER THE PLACE"
PUNCHLINE: THE GUYS BLACK THAT HAS THE PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER!!!
2006-08-31 15:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the blonde have a bruise belly button?
2006-08-31 15:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by ~Saratini~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
2006-08-31 15:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so fat she needs the hole street, you grandma is so fat she needs the hole high way
2006-08-31 15:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋