and she looks like an Ewok!
I have really hot Puerto Rican friend who wants to jump his bones. Should I try to get my friend away from the Ewok for a night and introduce him to my hot Puerto Rican friend?
Is it cheating if your wife is an Ewok?
2006-08-31 08:18:22 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just for clarification - the Puerto Rican chick is slammin' hot. Well worth the risk of having an angry Ewok
2006-08-31 08:23:43 · update #1
ewoks o.k.-wookies not so much
2006-09-02 11:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you should respect your friends marriage. That doesn't mean you have to like the Ewok but it is married to your friend so it is a part of your life too. There must be something to this woman for him to like being with her. Or.. maybe he's into bestiality. Either way, you should have your Puerto Rican friend jump your bones and then tell him what he missed out on because he's an old married guy. :)
2006-08-31 08:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by Phaylynn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
judging by your question you have a ewok brain with an ewok heart. thus you're not much apart or different then then an a inhuman ewok . at least he has a human ewok. you define the word afectitionisum. soon you will have a rude awakening. would be a good idea to keep the phone number of your closest psyche at your arms reach and a suitcase full of $$$$$. psychiatrists prey on mental slaves with very low self estemes like you. "friendship" is not in your dictionary.
2006-08-31 14:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god. Please tell me this isn't a serious question.
Answer these questions: Do your friend and his girlfriend love each other? Are they happy together?
Who cares what someone looks like if they love each other? Seriously.
In any event, it doesn't really matter if you introduce your friend to this "hot" Puerto Rican, because if he's in love with his girlfriend, there's not a lot YOU can do to change that. Good thing, too, or you'd have already ruined this guy's life, I'm sure.
2006-08-31 08:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a person's looks are not everything and i am not gay but i thought that the ewoks were pretty cute. As for the PR scank that wants to break up a happy home, I suspect that there is something wrong with her, because if she was that hot then she would not need to go after your already married friend.
2006-08-31 08:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your friend has an Ewok fetish and won't be interested in the really hot PR girl.
There's not many of us, but Ewoks...Mmmmmm...
2006-08-31 08:26:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ryan M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you should not try to hook him up if he's married, and yes, it is still cheating, even with an Ewok. I think the cheat-factor actually doubles if it is an Ewok, so it's like double-cheating.
2006-08-31 08:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by *~HoNeYBeE~* 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ewoks arent real man. so how could he marry a Ewok?
2006-08-31 08:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by deemark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up fool. He likes and loves his "Ewok" , and that's also ur very ignorant opinion. Maybe you should get your own life and stop worrying about his, it seems that he is just fine. You sound like the miserable one loser!
2006-08-31 08:26:57 · answer #9 · answered by peacfulwar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once heard a man comment about his wife, ''Isn't she the most beautiful thing?'' She was not! She had a big hook nose, a huge mole on her chin, and her chin was very pointed. Her eyebrows were not the same height. A witch hat would have been perfect for her. But, he loved her, and therefore she was beautiful. Beauty from the inside is so much more of a blessing.
Leave them alone!!!!
2006-08-31 08:35:57 · answer #10 · answered by Shossi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he likes Ewoks. Or maybe he has a small d i c k. Either way, he shouldn't cheat, and you shouldn't encourage it either.
2006-08-31 08:37:40 · answer #11 · answered by curious_maya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋