Jesus amazes me everyday!
Every morning I wake up and see Jesus' work all around me.
He is the BESTEST gardener on earth.
Every day I sing Jesus' praises to anyone who will listen.
I tell them this:
"If youre ever looking for a mexican gardener then you should hire Jesus for he art the bestest damn mexican gardener named Jesus in the land"
PS. You crackheads didnt think I was talking about Jesus Christ, did you?
2006-08-31 08:13:57 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow... it's hard to find good help these days.
2006-08-31 08:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Praise Hey Soos
2006-08-31 08:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nothing. I know a Jesus Christ from the Dominican Republic. Really.
2006-08-31 08:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by taogent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Amazing Father Douglas! More amazed when you call the innocent "crackheads". Is your name Douglas? or Dog leash? You do not sound like a priest to me. Although I like the amazing thing you wrote except for the PS.
2006-08-31 08:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, Father. Is that all Jesus the Mexican gardener do for you? I'm sure he serves you well.
2006-08-31 08:20:32 · answer #5 · answered by Marlo M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, Jesus is a carpenter AND a gardener? Busy guy...
2006-08-31 08:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not mind a person having a sense of humor; but they also need to be serious at some time.
2006-08-31 09:16:18 · answer #7 · answered by jefferyspringer57@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could use a nice mexican gardener i have some pot i need smuggled across the border.
2006-09-02 11:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha H A! Jesus is amazing, glory to Him....AMEN
2006-08-31 08:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by Free & Sassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are the crackheads go get your hanger and try hanging your self up
2006-08-31 08:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by mac tonight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure looks like you don't know the real Jesus, but yes He is really amazing!!!!!!
2006-08-31 08:23:00 · answer #11 · answered by jlmt1114 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋