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His return is coming and He will judge. Jesus, our Lord Savior, will give you a chance for redemption. If you fail to love and accept Jesus you will burn in hell enternally. I am here to warn you of this for He is coming soon and I feel obligated to prepare as I should as a messanger of God.

Jesus is coming, and He will give you a chance, I hope your heart says yes and you will be saved!

Evolution isn't real.

2006-08-31 08:10:55 · 44 answers · asked by serving_jesus_forever1012 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Oh good... I get to have the Lord harrassed into my heart YET AGAIN.

Oooooo fire and brimstone and damnation and Hell. Why be such a BULLY? Why not try to convince people with a piece of cake and some lemonaid instead of threatening them with no cake evermore unless they buy into whatever you're selling?

Also, evolution isn't real cuz you say so? Well then... at least you stated your case.

2006-08-31 08:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

How soon? And did you know people have been saying he's coming back soon for about 1800 years now? Soon never seems to come.... I'll recycle an answer I used on a similar question for this. Get ready to hate me people!

No, I'm not ready, I still gotta get down to the hardware store, pick up some really long nails and a couple of 6 foot boards.

2006-08-31 08:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it's great that you believe in god and jesus our savior and all, but my question is, why do you have to preach it????? I believe in god, i was raised catholic, but if someone does not believe what i believe in, then that is their choice and not everyone is the same religion. some people believe jesus was black, others some other interpretation. whos to say that ur right about the coming of the lord. everyone is different. and with experience and trying to see which religion would be "right" to worship, i have found that none of them are right and have chosen not to attend church or any other establishment of praise,because that is my choice, and all going to church and worshipping really is, is kissing A** and being FAKE for a couple of hours. ( oh, being FAKE is not a good thing)!!!

2006-08-31 08:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by MamiMe 2 · 0 0

I want to thank you for posting this message and tell you that I agree with everything you said. I am a born again Christian and unless a person be born again they shall never see the kingdom of heaven. I love the Lord with all my heart and He is coming back. I am excited and ready..the devil is having his way on the earth and I;m ready to get outta here and see Jesus! I will see you in heaven..God Bless You. Thank You Jesus.

2006-08-31 08:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am an atheist, though I was once Christian. In all my life, I have never been happier than I am now. With all my heart, mind, and body, with every ounce of strength I have within my being, I renounce any and all faith in God, whether Jewish, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Native, or any other variant of God.

If I am drenched in the blood of your messiah, I wash it off, reject, and renounce it. The blood of a suicidal and insane man who lived 2000 years ago has nothing to do with me.

There is no void in my life, contrary to what many christians say. I do not "secretly know that there is a god" nor do I hate god -- to hate a thing, you must believe it exists. I am emotionally ambivalent to God as he does not exist.

I live a moral and good life, seeking to end pain and promote individual and community well-being. The lack of belief in God has not caused me to lose my moral compass, indeed, in every way it has made me all the more clearly focused on that moral compass.

I reject your religion and all its fairytale stories of heaven, hell, reincarnation, life after death, the ressurection of the many cruicified Gods, among them Odhinn, Mithras, and the Christian Messiah, Yeshua of Nazareth.

I have considered Pascal's Wager and found it wanting. The idea that belief is infinitely rewarding and nonbelief is infinitely punishing can be applied to anyone's view of religion, and therefore is invalid.

I demand proof, nothing less. Show me proof of a god, any god, and I will believe.

Sounds like I'm all prepared. Thanks for caring.

2006-08-31 08:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

You believe in a beginning and an end. There is no such thing. The Supreme Being was always and is here. We are taught that there is a birth and death, We all live eternally, on this earth, or elsewhere. It's difficult too comprehend, but there's no begining and no end, it's ad infinitum...., it's eternal. Do your realize the meaning of eternal?

2006-08-31 08:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by Oenophile... (Lynn) 5 · 0 0

Haha! I needed a good laugh today and you gave it to me! LOL!

On the serious side though, you realize that the more you spew this mythical nonsense as if it were a fact, the more people take you as a joke? And seriously, a 'god' who only saves people that believe in them seriously has some ego issues that need to be worked out by a shrink, mmmkay? Its like me going around telling people, if you don't think I'm a goddess I'll shoot you. Please....get....a.......life.

2006-08-31 08:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by graduate student 3 · 2 0

Im glad you are a strong christian and that you have this knowledge. But you realize by saying this any non believer who reads it and dismisses it there blood is left on your hands for giving them knowledge. You ever heard the saying you catch more flys with honey than lemons. You can not say things like this and expect people to jump on the christian wagon. Saying stuff like this has reprocution and will indeed come back on you. This I say to you as a fellow christian.

2006-08-31 09:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So when exactly is he coming? Next week? Next year? Should I get him a gift? Will he want me to make dinner? What does a god eat?

Oy gevalt! Oh, and thanks for caring so much...can you lend me $50 until payday...I mean, since you seem to care about me so much...I could really use the money. Okay, I see you've "asked" this same question 5 times in the last 3 hours. Didn't get the answers you expected, did you?

2006-08-31 09:12:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know, it's always amused me how you people expect us to be scared by this sort of bull. Helloooooooooo, we don't flipping believe in Hell! If we did, we'd be religious! Also, next time, spare yourself the trouble. A) He's not coming back any time soon. B) You've convinced NO ONE and stuff like this won't ever convince people.

2006-08-31 08:19:54 · answer #10 · answered by horselover1416 3 · 0 0

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