I am sad today ! Help me, do you have a joke ?

Question

Thx

Answer 1

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace the retiring
country doctor. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on
his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.

At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my
stomach."

The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh
fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that
does the trick?"

As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How
did you arrive at your diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in
there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half-dozen banana peels
in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick."

"Huh," the younger doctor said, "pretty clever. I think I'll try that at
the next house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a
younger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once
did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."

"You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger
doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly
correct, but how did you arrive at it?"

"Well, just as you did at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope and when
I bent down to retrieve it, I saw the preacher under the bed."

Answer 2

A woman put an ad in the paper looking for a lover..."Must not beat me, must not walk out on me...and must be a GREAT lover"....the phone rang and a few people stopped by,..but no one in particular answered the ad until one day the doorbell rang. Down on the stoop, was a man with no arms and no legs..."My goodness, she said,...What are YOU doing here?"...he looked up and smiled at her and said,..I am answering your ad...She then said...but dear man, you have no arms!! He smiled and said,...I cant beat you...She exclaimed...but my dear friend..you have no legs....He smiled again and said,..well,...I can't walk out on you...Then with a last little sigh she said...Sir,..I said you had to be a great lover...The man looked up with a wink and said,.."My dear, how do you think i rang the door bell ??":::LOL

Answer 3

maybe you need a good cry more than a joke. Sadness isn't evil.

Answer 4

what did a ghetto pyschologist say to the crackhead? he said the weed is all in your head.

Answer 5

Hey Baby, I'm milk and I'll do your body some good.....