What does Jesus think about dial-up internet?

Question

http://loldialup.ytmnd.com/

I think he's lol'ing at you guys on dial-up.

BROADBAND FTW!!

Answer 1

Well you see, Jesus needs to realize that the internet is not a big truck that you just dump something on. It's a series of tubes.

Answer 2

you're question does not make plenty experience... From what i understand, the bible itself does not "understand" something, it fairly is telling the story of what supposedly occurred (no count if it fairly is actual or fake)... i.e. somebody observed, heard (or imagined lol) some thing and then wrote it down with the help of how, even though if the bible became magic and can desire to anticipate the destiny, that still does not tutor inevitably that God exists... One has not something to do with the different

Answer 3

He, meaning Jesus gives man all thoughts and desires so he already knew it was to come, coz he invented it through us. And everything Else to come also! He's the alpha, omega, and the beginning and end, He's Omani present, he's every where at once, so he don't miss anything!

Gayle

Answer 4

He is definitely on broadband, 3G, wireless, push email and all the lastest technology otherwise our prayers wont get thru :)

Answer 5

I guess that leaves me out. I don't have dial-up.

Answer 6

watch out that'll clog the internets tubes you see.... we can't have that for the terroists will then blow up these tubes and then immigrants will have to clean the mess up and we can't afford that in this war administration.

Answer 7

Jesus , I know thinks it is Great. We can spread his word this way.

Answer 8

i think Jesus thinks satan created it.

as someone who has dial-up i'd certainly think that

Answer 9

Jesus has DSL

Answer 10

I hate those hats