Oh.... not to mention a nice friend with benifits LOL I want my cake and to eat it too.......
2006-08-31 07:48:47 · 5 answers · asked by 800 bound 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Is this an invitation to buy me dinner?? There is a Keg down the street from Me. LoL!!
Toronto, Canada
2006-08-31 07:52:45 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay - let's look at the facts.
1: You are bored.
Why are you bored? If I'm bored sitting at home, I go out.
Presumably you can't.
2: You're hungry.
When I'm hungry I go into the kitchen and get something to eat.
Presumably you can't.
3: You could do with a nice steak right about now.
Steak is no longer the luxury it used to be.
Years ago you would hear a woman in a queue at the post office boasting to a friend, "Ooo! I gave my Harry a nice piece of steak for his dinner last night. Oooo he does enjoy a nice piece of steak."
However, as you fancy one, presumably you haven't had one for quite some time.
4: You want a friend with benefits.
Not a good job with plenty of money - but someone on benefits.
Put all these clues together, smoke a curved pipe while wearing a deerstalker hat and I would say, Watson, that you are stuck in nick. In pokey. In jail. You're doing time. You've been naughty!
Serves you right.
2006-08-31 14:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm bored. I'm in computer web design right now.
i'd love to eat a steak sandwich!
2006-08-31 14:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by sellatieeat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im bored to..and i want a steak..making it for dinner
2006-08-31 14:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh huh.
2006-08-31 14:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by Carrie! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋