my pet parrot got out of cage and flew up g/f vagina ,do you think my g/f will catch bird flu,also when i give her oral her vagina keeps shouting (whos a pretty boy,whos a pretty boy)what should i do
2006-08-31 07:45:11 · 9 answers · asked by jagtic 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ask parrot nice if when he decides to *** back down to bring your fathers worky boots,torch,helmet,yellow jacket i am sure he told me that's where he left them
2006-08-31 08:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by hazilbabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would avoid intercourse until the bird starves to death. A parrot has a very strong bite and you don't want to lose anything "down there."
2006-08-31 14:50:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your g/f to keep crackers in her panties, perhaps this will lure your parrot out. Good Luck!
2006-08-31 14:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by impatientone_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow she must have a really wide open vagina!
2006-08-31 14:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by Carrie! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's it you have to leave her because you are no competition in bed against the parrot.
2006-09-01 04:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very messed up. I think you need help!!!
2006-08-31 14:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Dreamer06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
reporting to rspca
haha
2006-08-31 14:52:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
let it have ur pecker
2006-08-31 14:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by wes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask where he is??
2006-08-31 14:48:18 · answer #9 · answered by mookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋