Which of the following would you choose?
a) What is the meaning of life?
b) Where am I going when I die?
c) Why are you giving me this chance to ask you a question, I'm an atheist!?
d) Who's gong to win the Super Bowl this year?
e) Will you please ensure that more money is distributed to welfare bums so that they aren't so miserable?
f) Why is there suffering?
g) Who is the antichrist?
h) Will you please get rid of all the Mexicans?
i) Will you please drop gas prices to 50 cents a gallon without damaging the economy?
2006-08-31 07:38:48 · 32 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How about, "What makes you think you DESERVE my worship and devotion?"
2006-08-31 07:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would not ask any of these questions. I think i already have answers to these questions, by logic. I don't know if god would respond the same:
a) What is the meaning of life?
god said we are the best creation, he was challenged by Satan. now we are here to prove that we are the best creation by god. Life is god's faith on us.
b) Where am I going when I die?
Heaven. god did not say we are the best creation just because he felt like it. he knew that. best creations belong to heaven.
c) Why are you giving me this chance to ask you a question, I'm an atheist!?
to make you believe
d) Who's gong to win the Super Bowl this year?
sorry that would be cheating.
e) Will you please ensure that more money is distributed to welfare bums so that they aren't so miserable?
everyone get what they must.
f) Why is there suffering?
life is just
g) Who is the antichrist?
the devil
h) Will you please get rid of all the Mexicans?
only if god wants to
i) Will you please drop gas prices to 50 cents a gallon without damaging the economy?
again only if god wants to.
In fact I wouldn't ask any question. just love and trust him.
2006-08-31 08:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
j) are you happy i chose my one question from some random guy's list on yahoo answers?
Oh yeah, and I did ask God all those questions. Answers below:
a) www.dictionary.com is a good reference
b) later
c) because I'm cool with athiests too
d) not the arizona cardinals, despite that shiny new stadium
e) i'm trying, but one of the ways is through individuals giving change, so you've gotta be more generous as you walk down the street next time
f) because it makes the happy times even better
g) there isn't one
h) that's a really offensive comment, for which you will burn in hell. they aren't that happy with you either
i) i'd love to, but the oil companies are earning record profits for their happy shareholders, and i believe in a laissez-faire economy
2006-08-31 07:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think any of those would be my question. I would ask what I was missing when he was trying so hard to get something through my thick skull and I just was not getting what he wanted.
I'm not God but I think the meaning of life is to grow in faith and spiritual maturity so that we can be with him for all eternity.
2006-08-31 07:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by Hebrews 11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You feel cheap gas damages the economy? Do you work for an oil company, Jesus?
2006-08-31 07:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to know the meaning of life. Then I could live right knowing why and know where I will end up.
2006-08-31 07:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by Nina 2 Niña 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explain, to me, in a way I can fathom, why you created me in such a way that I'd never be able to believe in you, and thus, be damned?
From a mortal's point of view, thats just mean.
2006-08-31 09:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by Alexander Shannon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I believed in him/her...I would ask "If you created man (big if) ..if you created man with free will...then why punish any for using said free will and not worship you?" and then i'd probably yell hippocrite at the top of my lungs....no matter what the answer.
2006-08-31 07:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by broussard_donovan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C and then watch as God promptly disappears in a puff of logic. then might ask to the all being...What the hell was up with n-sync.
2006-08-31 07:47:57 · answer #9 · answered by Casca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't He let the world know that the bible was written by men and is in no way the word of God?
2006-08-31 07:43:56 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do you so limit our choices? I would ask God, "Am I fulfilling the purpose that you put me here to accomplish? If not, forgive me and help me."
2006-08-31 07:44:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋